I'm writing new 30 Second Spots faster than I'm posting them. Probably that's not important since the demand is underwhelming.
I've created a Horoscope to help you decide which new spot is appropriate for you.. The traditional horoscope has 12 settings, kind of a celestial tone-row. I've combined the 12 into 4 groups; select the one with your sign. Or you can use the day of the week on which you were born. Or just pick the ice cream which looks most appetizing.
If you are a Cancer, Leo or Virgo (or were born on a Friday or Tuesday) click here to hear Alright Baby - you like things to proceed logically from the start but are never satisfied with the result. The ice cream is Martian Topography. The music is in the Angular Hocketed Contrapuntalist style (Yes, in proper English the title should be "All right Baby")
Copyright © January 14, 2006 by David Ocker - 35 seconds
If you are a Libra, Scorpio or Sagittarius (or were born on a Saturday or Wednesday) click here to hear Dayold - you are a student of occult musical practices and must work hard to avoid your natural bad attitudes. The ice cream is Crunchy Cherry Scab. The music is Systemic Alternative Tonicism.
Copyright © January 11, 2006 by David Ocker - 36 seconds
If you are a Capricorn, Aquarius or Pisces (or were born on a Sunday) click here to hear So Have You Kicked It - you have achieved an inner peace that is ruined by bad intonation. The ice cream is Butter Mud Twirl. The music is Perforated Parodistic Pointalism.
Copyright © January 18, 2006 by David Ocker - 34 seconds
If you are an Aries, Taurus or Gemini (or were born on Thursday or Monday) click here to hear Professional Potatoes - you are a workaholic without good ideas so things tend to go bad in the end. The ice cream is Banana Eyeliner. The music is Unprincipled Faux Minimalisticism.
Copyright © January 17, 2006 by David Ocker - 35 seconds
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