30 Second Spots - Something I Need to Discuss With Arnold

click here to hear Something I Need to Discuss With Arnold . Not that Arnold. This Arnold was a financial advisor talking loudly on the phone to his client while I was working. He reassured her that if she felt there was "something I need to discuss with Arnold." (like the value of her account plummeting) he would be available to talk.

Copyright © February 7, 2006 by David Ocker - 33 seconds

If you thought I was referring to "Arnold Schwarzenegger" (the man who is so rich he wouldn't need to take donations as governor) click here to find out who has been giving him money lately. And click here to find out about how he intends to raise a mere $120 MILLION for reelection.

If you thought the title refers to "Arnold Schoenberg" (the first composer whose music requires a pre-concert lecture) click here or click there to find out just how popular Arnie is during the Boston Symphony's current season. (Alas you might have to register before you can read.) (Thanks to "S" for these links.) To see dozens of Arnold's self-portraits, click here.

If you thought the title refers to "Arnold the pig" click here or you can watch a video of our governor visiting Brazil and grabbing his favorite female body part here.

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