Sunday, February 24, 2008

And the Ocker goes to ... me!

I'd like to thank the Academy for this honor. I'd also like to thank my Mother who made me an Ocker by marrying my Dad, and his father who changed his name at Ellis Island.

Even though I won this signal honor because I voted for myself (and I'm the only eligible voter) - the massive free publicity and huge increase in profits is well worth the trouble.

We winners of an Ocker enjoy longer lifespans. And when everyone recognizes us on the street we go into politics (in spite of knowing nothing).

The public certainly seems happy watching the glitz and glamour; they'd better be, because that's all they get.

Oscar Romero Awards
Oscar Mathisen Award
Oscar Peterson Awards
Oscar B. Hunter Memorial Award
Oscar Robertson trophy
Oscar Wilde Award
Oscar Wilde Award
Oscar Bruneman Awards
Oscar Foundation National Awards
Oscar Sattelite Communications Achievement Award
l'Oscar de Emballage
Oscar awards for dogs
Oscar de la Hoya
Oscar the grouch
Oscar Straus
Oscar Homolka
Oscar disambiguation
Other Oscars

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1 comment:

Red Zebra said...

No picture of you, holding your Ocker?